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Election Day

Tomorrow is Election Day.  Good thing because I am ready to chew the phone cord in half and blow the TV up.

I can’t believe the number of phone calls the last few weeks.  It is almost impossible to take a nap for longer than 10 minutes during the day.  I’m not sure which is worse, the phone ringing or my humans cussing at it.  They call them “Robo” calls.  I’m not sure who Robo is, but he must have a lot of time on his hands.  Since our home state of Wisconsin is considered a “battleground” state, Robo apparently likes to call us more.  Lucky us.

Then there are the television ads.  Same old stuff.  I’m not sure what anyone is going to do, but I sure know how little they think of their opponent.  Some people say they fight like cats and dogs, but I have never talked that bad about cats.  On top of that, I haven’t seen a dog food commercial in months.

Well, my human friends say that living in a democracy is still worth these election time annoyances.  I’ll take their word on it, but can’t wait to catch up on my sleep.  As long as we have all dealt with this, I encourage you to vote.  If you don’t like any of the candidates, put Katie CFO in the write-in spot.  At least you will have exercised your right to vote and, if I win, the first thing I will do is take Robo’s phone away.  

That’s a promise.